1. When your life is in darkness……
Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness….. and if you are still in darkness… Please pay your TNB bill.
2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:Either the car or his wife is new.
3. An angry Chinaman entered a shop and shouted : Where’s my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift?
Chinaman : Oi, here got put “Cholesterol FREE!”
4. If you need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If you need DARLING, CALL ME,
If you need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF YOU NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan KAMI.
5. What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant..
Panic is when both are pregnant.
6. Grammar Teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid : Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away…
7. A young boy asks his Dad : “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”
Dad says : “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son. That is confidential.
Be Happy Everyone